“THE DELIVERY”

$18.50

Not every delivery brings joy.

Clad in blood-stained scrubs, cigar clenched, and staring down chaos with cold confidence, The Delivery captures the moment horror is born. A grim stork perches on his shoulder, red eye glowing, carrying a truth wrapped in blood: IT’S A BOY.

Dark humor. Grindhouse horror. Zero apologies.

This shirt isn’t about birth — it’s about what comes after.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.